fOr ying*2

My best fRiend staRting her new jOb sOOn....

heRe's to u....

hOpe yOu can find wat yOu aRe lOOking for while embarKing yOur new caReer jOurney this time. Frankly speaKing, i really adMire your guts tO leave yoUr laSt job sO readily. Take it as aNother cHapter in your bOok.

I roughly RememBer you Said beFore:

"empty wat's inside and fill up wat'S empty"

I lOOk foRward to e day wheReby you will hOld yOur own exhibition and pubLish yOur nOsenses Book.

aBility

oNe daY,

I want to have the abiLity, cOurage, dEtermination to just paCk my bAgs, grAb my paSspOrt, anD leaVe SpOre anytiMe tO anywheRe i waNt.

favOurite aCtivity

Just diScovered tOday, my faVourite paSt time is in faCt,

1. not sleeping
2. not ShOpping
3. nOt reaDing
4. nOt sLacking
5. nOt watching mOvies or TV

BUT

1. Spending my fRee tIme waIting fOr peOple

I dUn wan to naMe in paRticular wHich buddy, best frene Or frenes Or WHoeveR, whO helped me cultivAte this favOurite past timE OF MIne.......

shOrt siGhted

She haS veRy seRious shOrt sightneSS....She can't see withOut her glassess or ContaCt lenSes....

yeS, after puTting on her glassEs or cOntact lenSes sHe can see cLeaRly.

so Wat when her eyeS can see clearly...........but heR heaRt can't see......

eXcUrsion tRip tO e baNk....

CE and EA went to the bank to set up a saVings a/c.

HeRe's a sCene taken oUt frOm the exCursion......

After tAking a lOng wait queue nUmber, the CE thought of not just wait and waSte any tiMe, sO

CE aSked the CuStomer SerVice aGent:

"dO we need to fill up any aPplicaTion fOrm fOr the meAntime?

The cUstOmer SerVice aGent repliEd:

"nO, you dOn't have to. You jUst need to paSs the baNker yOur IC, she will input the data diRectly and it will be pRinted out. "

Well.....yOu see, its been a while siNce the CE and EA set up a bank a/c.....ya.......its been a wHile.

fOr SaRtha.......

I prOmised Sartha that i will delicated 1 entry to her for getting me a Xmas gift.......Thanks

I spouted nosenses that fRi giRl'S nite out. SeRiously, i really dun remember saying that paRticular XXXXXXXXXXX but i remEmbered saying other nOsenses. She found the meSSage caRRied by the angel suitable fOr me so she deCided to get it for me....

Is everything'S going be Ok?

Ruby and her buS........

Shld i say it all started from the Induction courSe or waS it fate that deCided to giVe them anOther chAnce? You shall decide...................

1st chanCe

It was at the induction course that Ruby firSt met her husband. They were both new employees to the company. The thing is.....both of them did nOt nOtice eaCh Other at all. To them, he and she was just a new colleague......

2nd Chance

Ruby's colleague from the HR brought her husband to her office asking if she still remembers him (the 3 of them weRe in the same induction courSe). ExpeCted...Ruby doesn't remember him AT ALL...... Anyway, the 3 of them and anOther cOlleague went out fOr lunch.

Then 1 day, Ruby's husband asked the HR colleague out for a mOvie. Worried that Ruby's husband might be intereSted in her as she was already attached, she got Ruby to join in (the fact was that Ruby's huband at that time asked the HR colleague because he was boRed, not because he was inteRested in her). A sudden call to go baCk home for the HR colleague left Ruby and her husband alone (this was the time when fate was on duty).

Ruby's huSband's cOurting Standard Operating Procedure (SOP)

fiRst 1-2 mth ( everyday): Poems SMS @ ard 7.30am (cause he knows that Ruby will out for wk @ this time)
3rd to 4th mth: Email
5th mth (1-2 wks once): Telephone calls (called to pour sorrows to Ruby abt his reserivce haRdship)

2 Bouquets of flOwers to the Office weRe enOugh to stRike the deal...... They started when he Sent the 2nd bouquet of flowers.

The above Courting SOP is a slow approach style as Ruby is the soRt of gal not to be pressurize on.


If it's meant to be yours, it will be yOurs.

so.................it'S chRistmaS

heRe'S are all the gifts i recieved this year Xmas 05 until nw........

sO.........ChRistmAs is all aboUt.................................................

cheAted on chRistmas day!!!!!!

Location: Sherwin's place
Time: 03.13
Why i am blogging nw: Kristine lied to me!

Tot i shld be going back home at 3am (a arrangement btw me and Kristine). Being a frickle-minded lady, she CHANGED her mind after realising the XXXXXTra cab fare that she has to endure.

Its not tat i am rich but.........i freaking wan to bath and then sleep in my own bed........

Suddenly everything seems so near but yet so far...........

atteMpted mUrder chaRge on 23th Dec 05

CE and exec asst (EA) went shopping for Xmas presents on 23th Dec 2005. EA is apparently going to charge CE for Attempted Murder as CE is starving EA to death by letting her wait for 2.5 hrs nearly to 3 hrs. The attempted murder charge was settled out of court as CE agreed going to Pepper Lunch for Dinner and letting EA choose the wrapping paper for her present.

Phew.......Luckily EA choose her Xmas present from CE early....or else.......

EA's sympathy to those people whom the CE bought their presents on 23th Dec 05.....Amen.

shRinking and grOwing

Here's something to ponder over:

If we want to enter into a relationship with any person, we have to be willing to make room for them in our hearts and in our lives.

If you want to live alone, you can decide where all the furniture goes, you can spread your belongings all over the house, you can take up as much space as you want. But if you want to create a life with someone, you have to be willing to compromise, to welcome his taste or her stuff.

If you want to be alone, you can choose where you want to eat and what you want to eat and what movie you want to see after you eat. But if you want to be in a relationship, you have to shrink and make room for someone else's desires.

Only by contracting our needs and wants can we recieve the blessings that another person can add to our lives.

fOr jaSmine.......

tis entry is for JaSmine.....for being such a sweetie.....

You know wat she said to me?

She says she hopes that i can have a fairy tale love (even though the both of us don't believe in fairy tales). Hoping that my fiRst will by the laSt.....

I was so touched to have a frene who has such well wishes for you.

She found the right wOrd fOr me that beSt desCribes my lifE stAtUs nOw..........(nO dRive)

Thanks JaSmine!

Plus, i be waiting for the day to see how you are going to take your kids in hand!

addeNdum tO bus & bus stOp theory

To add on my pervious entry regarding Ruby's theory on Bus & Bus Stop,

PassenGers in their 30s are looking for buses that at least goes near their ideal destination as for passenGers in theirs 40s, as long as there are still buses stopping in front of their bus stop, they will just simply board before its too late.

Courtesy of Ruby.

A pRayer tO fiNd lOve.......................

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Open my heart, God; teach me to remove all obstacles i place in the way of love.

Open my mind, God; prevent me from rejecting any person on the basis of superficial flaws.

Open my mouth, God; let words reflect the beauty and wisdom of my soul.

Open my ears, God; let me be still so that i can truly hear what others are trying to say.

Open my arms, God; give me the strength to be vulnerable, the courage to let down my defenses.

Open my eyes, God; help me to find the one i have been praying for.

Please send me my soul mate, God. Amen

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dO you know how Sartha met her current boyfriend? One beautiful afternoon, Sartha was at home. As she was about to pick up the broom and sweep the floor, there came a knock on the door. She went to answer the door with one side of her jeans folded up to her knee and her hair all bun up. A fire extinguisher salesman was at the door. While Sartha was in amid discussing with her parents whether they have one already or not, the fire extinguisher salesman's colleague came up to look for him as he had already finished his rounds. Sartha caught the fire extinguisher salesman's colleague's eyes. He asked his colleague to help him get Sartha's phone number and the thing is.......Sartha's dad is just behind her but Sartha eventually still did gave her number..........................................................................

This happened a week plus after Sartha read the Prayer to Find Love.

Is this coincidence or this is wat you call fate or the Prayer really works?

giRls niGht Out........jUst tO get dRunk!

FOrmula Of the mOnth:

16th Dec 2005= fRi nite + jUst gotta Pay + dInner at IndOchIne cAfe clark Quay + dRinks at Clark Quay

Menu @ IndoChine:

Starters
Sugarcane Prawns
Spring Roll
Chicken Wings

Main Course
Curry Duck Rice
Rice Vermicelli w SeafOOd
Delux Rice Vermicelli

Dessert
chOcOlate Fudge Torte

A meal at IndoChine set us back to $90 plus BUT with courtesy of Sartha's Brother-in-law, it leaves to $60 plus. Phew...............

Drinks List @ ClaRk Quay

blUe LagoOn-My aChivement
White WiNe-....erm...my AchiVement Again

(Blue Lagoon + White Wine=Spouting Nonsense + gaStric pain)

rEd Wine -Sartha'S Achivemens
boUrbon Coke-Ruby'S Achivement

tHe bRavery aWard 2005

The Ministry of Bravery

It is hereby certified that Ng Bee Keow having
satisfied the requirements of the bravery by piercing
her ears on the 15th Dec 2005 at Marina SqUare ShOpping
Mall was awarded the Certificate of Bravery on 18th Dec 2005.

Attached is the proof to support the certification.

Dear Santa,

Dear Santa,

Its that time of the year again....Christmas! The time to give and recieve. I will give and at the same time, i hope that i can recieve too (even though i was taught to give and not hope to recieve). Can you make tis year a bit special for me as i have been taking rollercoaster rides lately (you know i don't like rollercoaster rides). I know that i haven't been a good girl anywAy but i reAlly ReaLly hope you won't leave me out of your list this year cause i tink i desperately need you to fufil my wiSh liSt.......

heRe's my wish List for 2005:

1. Courage
2. Determination
3. Intelligence
4. cOmmon Sense
5. XXXXX (Santa, you know)

I wouldn't promise you that i will be a better person but at least i will try.............

Love,

Bee Keow

1 mOre dAy to PaY dAy!

My beSt buDdy is sick AGain...maybe i shld buy her Lingzhi for Christmas Present....(as if i got $). hOpe you recover soon! Then we can do what we do best........which is none other than........SHOPPING!

As my title suggests, YES....1 more day to my pay day. This time, i rEally reAlly have to exercise with caution..... As i promised that i am going to saVe 80% of my bOuns. I tink its jus a matter of whether i wan to do it or not. Just like setting up tis blog. I wan to do it and so its HERE!


Ruby told me something about boarding the right bus at the right time the other day:

She said that the bus that stops infront of us at the bus stop might not be the 1 that we are waiting for. It could be that we need to board a bus urgently and at that moment there are no other available buses passing by or stopping therefore leading us to board a bus that might not be of our most desired choice.

I do not want to board a bus which is not my desired choice. Never Ever.............

I am sorry.....Kangni

Using tis opportunity to tell my best frene Lim Kangni that:

I am so sorry that u couldn't reach me when u called the other night,

wanting to talk to some1 hw asshole your ex is. I feel so gulity. Cause i

will always remember that fateful morning when i called you at 6am

and cry my sorrows out to you. You were there for me even when

you were leaving for Sarawak but i wasn't there for you.

NOw, here, in my newly set my blog, i promise to tune the volume of my

handphone to the loudest when i sleep so that i can hear you calling even

when i am having a guided tour ard Diamondland Museum in Antwerp, Belgium.

mY fiRst time, firSt entRy.......

Set up this blog to show Emmeline that I, Ng Bee Keow is capable of creating my own blog that is individual and creative.

I never understand wat's the big deal about blogging even though i have to admit that i do read other people's blog. I know wat pple gonna say "others started blogging donkey years back, now then u start blogging... blah...blah...blah....just like the other time for friendster".......Watever

So there you go.....my first time, first entry.............. a historical moment was created

3 moRe dayS to pay dAy!

Putting these 2 pics together, we can easily tell a sad tale about 2 ladies in the city:



2 pretty young ladies, 1 of them a CE and the other a exec assistant are out on a shopping trip on fri nite. this CE is spending like as if she has just strike a lottery while the other exec asst dare not spend cause apparently she has NO $ to spend (its not that she doesn't wan to spend). After shopping, this CE went to withdraw $ and to her horror, she discover that she has got only XXX amt of $ left. After spending some time self pitying at themselves, the CE and exec asst decided to get some drinks. With only XXX amt left in the CE bank and only XX amt left in the exec asst bank, the CE and exec asst settled with Sunkist juice and Magnolia milk respectively. While the CE and the exec asst are sipping their juice and milk, their eyes are directing at TCC................

"how i wish....................................."

Its all in the day's work for the CE and the exec asst...........