Mistress

Sartha: eh..... Thani sent his new car photos.

Me: ah...... i want to see... i want to see...

Sartha: ok ok.... i see can open or not....

2 mins later............

Sartha: you know what he put? He put in his email "my mistress" (the car)....

Me: ah? i tot guys will normally call their vehicles their "wife"?

Sartha: to begin with, he dun even have a girlfriend or a wife..... how to have mistress?

Me: hahaha....... You are his wife!

Me: You know, shahid calls his bike his wife on his blog leh...... then what am i? I am the mistress lor...

Sartha: wahahahaha.....