Sunday Morning

Why my brother don't want to watch Madagascar with me?
Was supposed to watch a movie with me today as what he promised me yesterday.

Brother: i did promised you a movie.... but i never promised you Madagascar. I tot you want to watch The Coffin or watsoever.

Me: If i ask Poh Lay and Poh Sing to watch Madagascar with me, they will go like "i want... i want..."

Brother: Then you go ask them lor.

Me: ..........................

After some begging, act pathetic, threatening to go alone, act sad....We both settle for Swensen's bfast and a trip to Ntuc.




Swensen's Bfast....i personally prefer Delifrance's.

While going back home from civil plaza.... My brother wants to take a puff as usual.

Despite all the attempts, struggling with both his hands full with NTUC bags, his pouch, he still managed to take out his lighter and the box of cigarettes.

After several attempts + some cursing at the ligher, he declared his lighter spoilt.

Brother: shit.....next time i go out i will bring 2 lighters.

Me: hahaha.....then next time you go out, you also bring 2 boxes of cigarettes ok...

Brother: ........

Me: Or you wan i take the tree branches.....hahaha.....

Brother: ........

Me: Or you wan, i can take the stones.... WAHAHAHA!!!